This is one of the Good News, Bad News posts. My husband always asks which one do I want first...of course me being the glass half empty kind of girl I always pick bad. That way I figure the good will cheer me up.
I was really hoping to attend the upcoming BOOBS trip, but my husband politely reminded me that our anniversary is 9/25. I remember one year we didn't even remember that it was our anniversary until one of our children reminded us. After 15 yrs who can remember every single detail? How that man still wants to stay married to me is anybody's guess...
After doing some careful assessments of my body the other day, I realized that most of my weight is housed from my fat flap down. I know this because everyone tells me that I really don't look that "big butt" of course I'm always sitting when they say it. When I stand and point out where my fat is stored they start singing a different tune. So after I'm banded and then fat starts falling off the only place it could possible come from is my lower half (I know this isn't necessarily true but it's nice to dream). This is VERY EXCITING NEWS because I may finally have a chance at having BOOBS. My days of having my back look like my front could be over. As you see I have serious BOOB envy. I dream of the day when I can afford plastic surgery..not for a tummy tuck but for bigger BOOBS. If I get them big enough you won't even notice the tummy!
I've mentioned before that bra shopping is particular brutal for me. I'm barely a b cup with a 42 band and nobody stocks bras with those measurements because most plus size women are big busted...well as a card caring member of the tea cup committee I wish they would change that.
Goal of the Post
I'm going to start working on my water intake. My migraines are back in full force, and it may be because my liquid intake consists of my morning coffee and caffeine free diet coke until bed. I was chatting with a nurse and he told me I'm probably dehydrated. Of course I had a light bulb moment and realized that could be possible considering what I just mentioned. So I'm stocked with a bottle and my crystal light..wish me luck
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