So Fly

I'm having THE WORST FUCKING DAY!  I got on the scale again and I'm a nice round 250.  Had a whopper of a fight with my husband and now I'm crying at my desk.  Mind you I sit in a fishbowl so it's not a pretty site.  Thank god I have therapy tonight cause I'm on nasty hormonal mess.

I wanted to share something I saw/heard on the BET Awards last night.  The name of the song is So Fly and it's written and sung by Elle Varner.  The lyrics are...well read/hear them for yourself

So Fly-Elle Varner Live
(Verse 1)

I can't help being depressed

When I look down at my chest

Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double d's.

And I'm rollin my eyes

When I look down at my thighs

They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs.

I am too broke for the knife

Too lazy to excercise

But if I had hazel eyes

Maybe I could be fly.

(Chorus)

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I

Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.

So fly 3x.

(Verse 2)

Now listen

I've got a beautiful soul

But only 4 people know

They've known me since I was 10

Beauty did not matter then.

Now in my 20s all that matters

Is sex cars and money

And ive got none of the three

So basically

I am invisible to all of the fellas

And I sit at home jealous

There was no golden ticket

In my chocolate today.

And worst of all

I'm reminded in the cruelest ways

Of how I don't look and I should look

And that's why I say...

(Chorus)

 If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I

Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.

So fly 3x.

 (Bridge)

Essentially all I need

Is to be everything but me

Colored contacts

Liposuction

And some implants

Somehow that don't make much sense

I must be out of my head

If I think that I am governed by material things.

So I decided that I'm

The definition of fly

And if you want to know why

I know what money can't buy

Don't go believin the hype

There's no runway in the sky

And no way you could be fly not if it costs you a dime.

(chorus)