Monday, June 28, 2010

So Fly

I'm having THE WORST FUCKING DAY!  I got on the scale again and I'm a nice round 250.  Had a whopper of a fight with my husband and now I'm crying at my desk.  Mind you I sit in a fishbowl so it's not a pretty site.  Thank god I have therapy tonight cause I'm on nasty hormonal mess.

I wanted to share something I saw/heard on the BET Awards last night.  The name of the song is So Fly and it's written and sung by Elle Varner.  The lyrics are...well read/hear them for yourself

So Fly-Elle Varner Live
(Verse 1)

I can't help being depressed
When I look down at my chest
Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double d's.
And I'm rollin my eyes
When I look down at my thighs
They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs.
I am too broke for the knife
Too lazy to excercise
But if I had hazel eyes
Maybe I could be fly.
(Chorus)

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly 3x.

(Verse 2)

Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.
Now in my 20s all that matters
Is sex cars and money
And ive got none of the three
So basically
I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.
And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...

(Chorus)

 If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly 3x.

 (Bridge)

Essentially all I need
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
Liposuction
And some implants
Somehow that don't make much sense
I must be out of my head
If I think that I am governed by material things.
So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believin the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly not if it costs you a dime.

(chorus)

6 comments:

  1. You poor little girl....hang in there. Mondays always suck!

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  2. I hope today is better! Shitty days suck big hairy donkey dicks!

    I've never heard of that singer, but she is singing my song! Amazing!

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  3. I loved that song... it was a beautiful message, i hope you find peace as she did in the end.

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  4. who has the song? can they upload it i'm just in love with it!!:) or please send it to my email Perezsandy23@gmail.com thanks

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  5. I love this song! I was looking up the lyrics and stumbled upon your blog! Check out my blog www.removethemakeup.blogspot.com as I have a video of her singing this song from her myspace page! Take care!

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